PHP

"To qualify for mountain rescue work, you have to pass our test. The doctor holds a flashlight to your ear. If he can see light coming out the other one, you qualify."

- Willi Pfisterer

What is Perl? (script)

The PHP source code for the script that prints out random phrases about Perl. I stolen this script from my good friend Gunnar Wolf and modified it a bit.

www.arareko.net/hacking/php/what_is_perl/